Wednesday, February 22 2006
Great torture device!
Kelly wrote this terribly early in the morning:
Lets say, in the 1970s, you buy 20 million TV dinners, you know, one of those aluminum pan jobs with overcooked vegetables and mystery meat, and you stick them in an oven at 145 degrees and cook them slowly over a period of 35 years. Then you use the same metal ovens you cooked those dinners in, cool them down to 95 degrees, poke a few holes in for light, and pack 300 people in. Make sure the box is sealed and only pump in enough warm air to keep them from sufficating, do that for 14 hours, serving those TV dinners as sustinance. Oh, then put the whole thing on roller coaster tracks for 4 of those 14 hours, preferrably after dinner.
I wonder if someone would pay $1000 for that ride?
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